Five on one

A term for masterbation. As in you are playing five against one.

Where is Johnnie?

He is watching some midget porn and playing five on one.

by Nick Franocne September 13, 2006

want ons

To strongly desire having sex with someone/something.

After seeing her body in that bikini, I realized I completely want ons.

by Stephen Bennett May 10, 2007

one-wording

Responding to a question with a one-word answer.

Usually done when the person is not into the conversation or wants to stop talking.

"Yo dude I was talking to Jamie last night and she was one-wording me"
"Man dude that blows."

by where's the soul September 23, 2009

Hit one

Telling someone to do something you do not want to do yourself.Usually out of fear of working longer.

(1)Did you hit one yet? (2)Are we picked up?I don't know why don't you hit one and find out.

by USSMCM February 6, 2007

Pissed ons

Pants that one continues to wear, day after day, despite repeated urination.

Less frequently, a derogatory phrase referring to Detroit's NBA team.

It was obvious to all at that he was wearing pissed ons.

by chiggley December 2, 2004

leave ons

high healed shoes left on during sex.

Hey check out the one in the come fuck me pumps.
Nice. But I've got my eye on the girl with the leave ons.

by onionman August 4, 2007

one-off

(n) a one time occurence. An ad-hoc exception to rule. Corporate jargon meaning that you'll do it once and not repeat.

Let's just treat this as a one-off and make sure it doesn't happen again.

by tg28 November 8, 2006