December 12, 2009

A date Anthony Lahmann came up with that appears to be non-arbitrary.

If someone asks Anthony Lahmann what someone's birthday is, and he doesn't know the correct answer, he will answer "not December 12, 2009".

by Jan Karlo December 20, 2022

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12

Police will get you judged by 12

“12 coming”

by @official_reduno December 24, 2022

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June 12

If you were born on this day you have a tiny dick, im talkin MICROSCOPIC, it’s smaller than my cats nipples

andrew garfield: “you know what day it is”
tom holland: “june 12?”
andrew garfield: “let’s see that tiny nipple lookin dick”

tom holland: “ok daddy”

by Thatonelampshade December 31, 2022

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April 12

POV: You looked up April 12 cuz its your birthday. All i can say is that anyone born on this day

is the most amazing person in the fricking world. An example: Me.

Jimmy: Its my BIRTHDAYYY!
Joe: April 12? But you're not amazing
Jimmy:WHAT????

by RICE IS YUMMY January 3, 2023

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horny cosplayers. Also the age where puberty starts to kick in, its not a good age, at this age you get access to lots of apps on the app store or play store, also at this age you start to think you are so mature even though you are really just a underaged horny little shit
at this age you already know multiple things your parents rather you don't know and you also become dirty minded, you have a huge friend group or are socially awkward and you have an unhealthy obsession with not doing your work and sleeping most of the time
you don't go out that much either

a 12 year old in 2019 is born in 2007 or late-2006
a 12 year old in 2020 is born in 2008 or late-2007
a 12 year old in 2021 is born in 2009 or late-2008
a 12 year old in 2022 is born in 2010 or late-2009
a 12 year old in 2023 is born in 2011 or late-2010
a 12 year old in 2024 is born in 2012 or late-2011
we getting old

by lonelywinter July 15, 2023

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