Dirty snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar product; which has been modified with a percentage of contrasting product e.g. herbs; to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: snow on a log

What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.

by Word Banger March 16, 2025

Log Edging

1) Trying to shit yourself slowly.
2) A wooden style boundary system for a garden.

1) I was bored in the garden so I tried my hand at log edging. My wife was not very pleased with the final result.

by Happy Gardener March 19, 2025

Logging

The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.

I’ll be back in a second, Madelyn and I are going logging

by Professerdump March 22, 2025

Log hogger

A slur for gay men, usually targeted towards twinks.

“Man, Jeremy is such a log hogger.”
“Yeah bruh, did you SEE the bear of a man he was with the other day?”

by Lululemoick June 7, 2024

Tipping the log

When you decide to do anal and she has a poo inside. You then enter her ass and the tip of your penis touches the poo

Dude, last night I was tipping the log

by Qlesbo June 14, 2024

Ice-Log

The act of witch a gay man poops in a bag, leaving it’s shape intact. Next he carefully puts it in the freezer for 2-4 hours. When the Ice-Log
is ready the gay male can now use it as a cold dildo.

Woah man can i go to the freezer and borrow an “Ice-Log?”

by vinfirstup June 20, 2024

Lincoln Logging

The act of men stacking penises on top of eachother.

Lincoln logging : Abraham Lincoln stacked dicks with me at the part last night

by Bi1lyB0b5k1 July 12, 2024