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ding dong duster

A epic or very large mustache.
by Kmccar91 January 14, 2017
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Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka
I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag
by R0_gUE January 25, 2017
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lam dong

Hey bro let me try your lam dong.
by Silentkay91 January 29, 2017
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Ding dong schlong

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage
by Fadgy December 9, 2020
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florpy-dong

FUCK MY MASSIVE FLORPY-DONG
by SLURPYASSHOLE December 18, 2020
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tomma-lamma-ding-dong

tomma-lamma-ding-dong is a another name for Thomas sanders given to him by a father and a prince.
"i called for tomma-lamma-ding-dong" Patton said
by speedyrat December 20, 2020
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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