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Beach Read

A classic Beach Read is a novel deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually, someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach Read sets a pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
My Beach Read is making me miss my time at the beach this winter.
by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022
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Gold beach

The town that will suck your soul dry of life where every corner has tweakers and homeless people and where you could go up to anyone and ask if they got drugs
Go damn gold beachiens
by May may#1 March 18, 2022
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Beach Skunk

smells like a beach skunk
by br3ckhouse March 26, 2022
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Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.
I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.
by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022
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beach

charismatic, drama queen bitch, knows about nothing, pretty good at eye rolls.
my beach is my beach none of any other's beach
by theotherbeach April 2, 2022
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New symerna beach middle

The worst scool ever we hate it lolllll i spelt school wrong
I hate this damn new symerna beach middle
by anonymous December 21, 2020
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