Base-Jump

spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.

WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.

Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear

by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010

83rd base

Having sex whilst riding on a mechanical bull.

Male #1: Dude, I got to 83rd base last night Went for 8 seconds.

Male #2: No way! What did you do with the bull afterward?

Male #1: Steam cleaned it and did it again.

by The Demon of the Fire April 1, 2011

danner based player

1: someone lacking in skill or strategy of video games
2: a N00B
3:someone all around terrible at life in general

"dude i just pwned that danner based player in the face with my shotgun"

that guy got rocked, what a total danner based player

by landies41 April 23, 2007

base bag

another word for a hoe or skezza

Megan is a base bag

That girl that was all over me was a base bag.

by jr-mac June 15, 2007

dirt-based

A derogotory explaintion of someone, something or an action that is dirty , nasty or just plain wrong. Mainly used for things that make you physically sick.

drinking a shithole shandy is dirt-based.

the bisexuallity of josh dixon, (aged 17 from leven, UK)is dirt-based.

by sam pilcher June 19, 2007

base obv

Basically, obviously.
Used in acknowledgment of an obvious statement.

"That girl's shirt is so ugly."
"Base obv."

by withinmywill December 20, 2007

Base

friend camarada dude bro

wutt up base?
that beezie is fuckin fine base!

by mark "This guy" rios March 19, 2008