whale

ounce of marijuana

im gonna start selling whales of pot to ppl

by staguitar September 6, 2011

Whale

A family from Arizona where the no it all wife drinks a strawberry daquari wit whip cream spilling it on herself making her look like a whale. She didnt apprectiate any thing till her son misteriously and naturally dies of a fetenayl Over Dose.

The whale no it all cut my hair explaining that her son got arrested get ready fir this stealing guns from a cop car. Laugh the fuck out lod. Now he dead from drugs. Giv me a fing break. We are sick of the lies.

by Real truth. June 13, 2023

midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.

Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”

by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023

Whale

An useless clump of meat you cant eat in the ocean. Your thermometer is smarter than it.

Arti is such a whale.
You are such a whale

by MrIcantsleep March 11, 2023

Whaling

Game “single” guys in the army play. Whoever brings the biggest chick back to the barracks and has sex with her wins. Usually money pot. We had a championship belt.

Pvt Jake: “Mike you going whaling with us tonight?”
Mike: “fuck ya bro. I love the biggins! That title is mine!”

by Loki Mjolnir January 17, 2023

White whale

Someone or something you absolutely loathe and despise for taking everything from you.

Girl "Oh hey meet my boyfriend "
Male THE WHITE WHALE

by Shadow-aron January 24, 2023

Tokyo sex whale

A large woman who proceeds to throw herself on top of you like a whale breeching.

She was so into me, she pulled an absolute tokyo sex whale

by Shaneybabyboi January 26, 2023