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by Manny🫧🫧🔫 June 4, 2022
Get the Van jr mug.Very large stupids who enjoy picking apples out of the top floor of abandoned drug houses' plants. these apple are taking into a white van and shipped to the Van-House. no Van Houzen has ever spilled the beans on the location. the apples are then set on fire as the Van Houzen chant their Dutch Christmas songs even when it is the middle of the fucking year. we only know about this event due to the recent kidnaping and interrogation of Boatymcboatface Van Houzen. We are hell ebnt on finding more about these evil people and why they burn all of the hood apples.
by sdsdfsdfsdfsegergergerer December 12, 2021
Get the Van Houzen mug.by Coochie fan man December 18, 2021
Get the Coochie van mug.person one: hey do u know that person van?
person 2: yeah we've known each other for 3 days and they already have a crush on me.
person 2: yeah we've known each other for 3 days and they already have a crush on me.
by poopy cum December 27, 2021
Get the Van mug.daves van is a van in churchy that sells heavy biffs to underage children also sells pretty nice sweeties x
by davesdaddy March 15, 2022
Get the daves van mug.A person with Van Diesen as their last name usually gets an F on math, They also struggle to get bitches. Once they actualy manage to get bitches they get roasted because of the small size of their penis.
by Flavien109 March 23, 2022
Get the Van Diesen mug.ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.
by knobbysexual January 25, 2022
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