toast jumpscared

When the sound of the toaster after it finishes toasting catches you by surprise

(mother) Why the fuck did you scream like that?

(son) Nothing mom, I got toast jumpscared

by mangojam 11 March 9, 2024

French Toasting

French Toasting: A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and proceeds to fill there anal cavity with a "french toast mixture" It is customary to chug the mixture resembling the last piece of bread soaking up in the bowl

Last night the wife and I were able to try out French Toasting.

by TreeCop March 28, 2024

Ricky Toast

A point of inebriation you aren't coming back from the current calendar day without sufficient time and rest. Specifically relevant to situations with Marijuana.

You want another dab?

I can't man, I'm Ricky Toast.

by Badsteve7 July 4, 2022

Toast

She is now toast. Just cause.

ex 1) Hey what's up toast?

ex 2) Nothing much, just seeing how many people I can get to call me toast.

by TomatoSlice69 March 2, 2022

Just Toast

Guy with good conent on youtube😊

Bob: Hey man, what's that your watching?

Frank: Just Toast man. Just Toast.

by flixxxxx March 5, 2022

Toast fucking

Where you fuck, or get fucked, with toast

Did you see that new Nina Bedford show last night about toast fucking?

by SirDeimos January 27, 2026