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wacky titties

Titties that are wack. Irrelevant to the culture and a disgrace to perky titties everywhere.
by The tittie Persuader October 21, 2019
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Titty stick

A stick one uses to strike against their own shin to avoid a boner in public whilst wearing basketball short, swim shorts, or sweatpants. The stick shall be at least 6” but less than 24” in length and made of wood or plastic, metal is discouraged. To avoid severe injury, one should only use a wrist motion to strike and not a full arm motion.
Damn those titties are fine, I’m gonna need a titty stick
by Chrispy Chicken November 22, 2020
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titty kiss

when you and a friend draw lips on ur titties and make them kiss
"hey emily! let's titty kiss tonight."
by haydenlorraine January 22, 2021
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Titty Tuck

When you gotta take your tits off at the end of the day but you're not at home so you tuck them under your gunt.
"Fuck, I just wanna whip ma tits off, but I'm still at work. Guess I'll just titty tuck. Woop Woop!"
by Erin Bindlebop February 4, 2021
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Titty Chop

To remove thine titts and become something not-girl.
I'm doing the titty chop in two days!
by TheoDorkus February 9, 2021
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Titty job

When a girl puts a dick between her boobs and uses them to get him off. See also titjob titfuck tittyfuck titwank and mammary Intercourse.
Hannah doesn’t give blowjobs, but she does give me titty jobs. I’d still definitely prefer a blowjob though.
by nutella137 February 20, 2021
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Titty job

When a girl uses her boobs on a dick. She doesn’t need to have big boobs but it works best if she’s at least a d.
Guy 1: Hanna doesn’t give blowjobs.
Guy 2: Then how can you stand to date her?
Guy 1: she gives me titty jobs instead, I still would much prefer a bj.
by nutella137 February 21, 2021
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