Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories

Ha! If THAT isn't a Freudian slip I don't know what is!

Hym "Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories? You're sitting in an air conditioned office and lying about the actual reason behind the drone strikes."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

James Story

means: Hello, my son James goes here. This school is horrible, the teachers BARELY teach anything. It’s gotten so bad that he asked me what a decimal was when looking at some old math sheets. And the worst thing of all is his Math Teacher, he told me that he was doing his math sheets and his math teacher told him to come in the hallway, and then he preceded to lead him to a dark closet and then told him to drop his pants and grabbed his balls violently and pulled out a razor and shaving cream. He then preceded to rub shaving cream on his balls and squish them around he then grabbed the razor and shaved. My son came home and he showed me his balls, they had razor bumps and cuts he also had an allergic reaction to the shaving cream and they had to amputate his left ball. He confronted the math teacher the next day and he denied it. 0/10 EXPERIENCE WILL BE PRESSING CHARGES

James story meaning 1 BALL

Girl one: did you hear abt James? he has one ball, 50℅ less chance he'll get up pregnant

Girl two: uhhh I have a confession..

by Silver and Nutshell Dictionary December 7, 2025

Sex story

I walked into class bored out of my mind when I saw my hot English teacher I thought "I'm the first one here let's give it a shot" I walked over to his desk and started talking dirty to him next thing I know I'm at his house after school and he's unbuttoning my shirt.

Thats all you get dirty fuck!

Yuck you read Sex story on dictionary apps

by Emery_Idk December 7, 2025

Story of Undertale

The best song ever made

Person A: "Story of Undertale is a bad song"
Person B: "You are fucking wrong"

by rb ryan December 30, 2025

Story

Story is a very beautiful girl with unique sense of humor and great style.

Story is super funny!

by Fairy🐀 November 22, 2021

Spice Story

Somewhere that you can get delicious frozen plant based Indian food delivered to your doorstep! 😍

Sam: “Babe we need to cut down on the takeaways…”
Freya: “Better get another Spice Story order in then 🤷🏻 ♂️“

by Ahungryvegan November 23, 2021

Story

Story! I lay there, standing on the edge of the abyss. Behind me, there was a polished and waxed glass floor, going as far as the eye can see. There seemed to be a point where the reality just ended, and it was total void beyond the glass. As I stepped into the void, grimacing, and preparing myself for the unknown, I hear the buzzing of lights… I looked behind me. It was stained carpet with yellow walls and ceiling, and fluorescent lights. I looked back, and it was the same appearance. I had no-clipped. In horror, I ran further into the halls, the same sights over and over. At a point, I became obsessive, endlessly running through the hall of endless stained carpet, with rusted metal lockers here and there. Until… I found something. It was a dog. I walked towards, it, but it turned around… and its face was hideous! A sharp smile with bloodstained teeth greeted my eyes. The dogs fur, being black and fluffy, hid the stains on their fur, but could not cover the hideous odor. I sprinted back towards where I came from, but I seemed to… come back to the dog? No.. it was teleporting. Slowly towards me. I tried to resist, but it finally jumped on me, and ripped out my heart, blood splattered everywhere. I was dead.

HOW DID THAT TURN INTO A BACKROOMS STORY?! T^T

I gave you a story! Your welcome!

by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025