robert pattinson

Robert Pattinson is a phrase that can be used when someone is doing something really hot but really stupid.

“Did that person just do a robert pattinson”

by battheowldk December 9, 2020

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Robert

Has a huge penis and leaves a fat fucking shit wherever he goes.

Haaken: "Robert's penis is so big, I've literally seen it twice."

Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."

Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."

by Archer Jaxx December 21, 2020

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Robert Needham

General fuck-up

You really Robert needham that up!

by Joker1276 October 29, 2020

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Robert Aston

Yea BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey. Robert Aston can I go to the toilet. Robert Aston: YEA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Jack Mclean October 29, 2020

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Robert

Is a tall lad with a lengthy neck.

Roberts neck looks extra good today

by froggypf November 1, 2020

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ROBERT

One of the most courageous men you could ever meet. A Robert will keep his word, tell you the truth, and won't back down. Her is a stand up guy, has the heart of an angel, and won't back down from what he believes in.

Brown hair, blue eyed, he knows how to capture your heart.

Don't ever defy him tho, guaranteed you'll lose him. He just won't sit around waiting to be punked!
The best friend, lover, and irresistible guy you'll want to meet!
I feel in love with a Robert once, and he kept his promises, every single one.
So if you ever find one, keep him!

Gina:Did you see that guy over there? Robert is his name..
Jenny: Sure did, I hear he's predictably unpredictable.. bet that makes him perfectly imperfect!
Gina: Hmmm.. maybe that's why he's so dreamy..

by REBel Siren November 4, 2020

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