National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.

Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!

by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021

Peanut

Peanut is a neck-snapping creature, made out of concrete, rebar and spray paint, that's how he shit himself. He can go at the speed of speed when not looked at and makes a scraping noise when not seen.

"guard" hey look a peanut
"guard" oh no it breached!!!!!!!!!!!
"eyepod" i am useful now

by MeltedLava April 24, 2021

Peanut Butter Crap Sunday

This is where you take your own crap after having sex with someone one (only once) and put peanut butter over it. Then you turn it into Sunday. Once your victim wakes up they will he surprised with a great smelly (insta worthy) peanut butter crap Sunday

Hey bro did you beat about the Peanut Butter Crap Sunday that girl got last night? It was crazy

by Jock Straps or Cock Straps April 25, 2021

peanut stripes

The dry fecial residue(skid marks) left behind in your shorts as a result of missing spots on the first pass of wiping your ass after depositing soft stool in the can

Amazing are the pattern of these peanut stripes left behind in these briefs ,this guy is real artist

by BIG T 49 April 26, 2021

Peanut Butter

When you piss cum and shit all at once to achieve what is known as peanut butter

Now i have to buy a new pair of pants since i made peanut butter in the other one

by Peanut Master April 29, 2021

Peanut

The poopalazooka religion mascot. Like how American has the bald Eagle, we have a cat named peanut.

All hail Peanut, the Poopalazooka Representative.

by Moonstar116 May 23, 2021

peanut

the ignorants bass player's nick name if u dont know who that is FUCK U HE ROCKS

fuck u

by Anonymous August 25, 2003