rack monkey

Someone that racks up servers and equipment in a computer room. Usually rack monkeys form part of a team called "Infrastructure Team" or "Infrastructure Services."

Get the rack monkeys from the next door to put your new server in...

by R&D Team January 9, 2006

gym monkey

A person who spends all there time in the gym rather than going out.

What a gym monkey.

by YABAm May 27, 2007

monkey blood

another term for merthiolate or thimerosal
used chiefly in solutions as an antiseptic for surface wounds

I skinned my knee and my momma put monkey blood on it.

by AllieB January 13, 2008

Pole monkey

One who loves the cock

Brinsley Cross is a pole monkey

by Aurelius March 31, 2005

Spunk monkey

A slut of a girl that loves being constantly covered in ejaculated seeman from the end of the man stick. she also resembles that of a monkey because of the ugliness.

Jake:yo, did you here about Jess Meredith.
Curt; Ye she's a total Spunk monkey

by Curtis shiters June 12, 2011

Rusty Monkey

An aged but well maintained car, generally from the 1980s, that has been bought cheaply and lovingly restored to its former glory. Rusty Monkeys are typically bought cheaply (for less than £500) and restored to take part in charitable events, races, meetings or just for the fun of it.

Typical and popular Rusty Monkeys include the Audi Quattro, the old-style Ford Escort, the Ford Scorpio, the Trans Am and the original police Panda cars like the Ford Anglia.

by bravebrian November 21, 2010

jack-monkey

A term used to describe those with undenyable stupidity in everyday situations.

"hey, isn't Barcelona a country...?"

"NO, you damn JACK-MONKEY!!"

by Bat-gump June 24, 2006