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Chocolate log chomper

Term used to describe the opening where out meets in. In other words, your rectum.
"My chocolate log chomper is feeling mighty hungry this fine morning. Point me in the direction of your finest Mexican establishment. The chomper will feast at high noon!"
by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025
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logged out

slang term meaning that you have a stretched out butt hole from too many log sized cocks in your ass over the years
Darrells homosexual life stye created his logged out condition
by llvdoc December 16, 2025
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lincoln-log

a beast killa with a ten inch monster trout. weakness:anybody named addie

strength: can crush ten monsters in under a minute:

lincoln log state can be acquired by getting crossfased.
I just went sicko mode and unlocked my lincoln-log stage. time to go make love to your mother
by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021
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lincoln-log

a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute

acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws
Wow! i just unlocked a lincoln-log state of mind.
by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021
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Muskoka Log Jam

When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.
I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.
by Huxtable Smithers January 19, 2025
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Goldie Log

When a poop is so perfect you only have to wipe once. It's not too soft, and not to hard, but just right.
I took a Goldie Log before work this morning.
by Gaithergirl23 February 3, 2025
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A-Logging

Named after Anthony "A-Log" Logatto, one of Chris-Chan's biggest detractors, A-Logging is the act of exaggerating the negative traits of a lolcow and excessively wishing harm on them to the point of which you start looking as bad if not worse than said lolcow.
Hey bro, cool it on the A-Logging. You're starting to look like a dick.
by AA-Money February 4, 2025
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