Get in the left lane

If someone asks you to get in the left lane they want to engage in sexual intercourse with you

You should ask that really hot guy if he wants to “get in the left lane”

by loopssjahiiol August 21, 2023

Left of labia

When over zealous male suitor misses the intended target striking the not vagina area.

Easy tiger, I think your left of labia.

by Rubbedawrongway September 10, 2023

I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone

Said it from the start that you're gonna break my heart
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
You knew it all the time that the lady wasn't mine
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

What a fool of me makes a mess of love I mean
I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone
She took me by surprise with the lustre in her eyes
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
How could I believe all the things she said to me?
Shook me, abscond forever
Such a heavy loss and that's such a heavy cross
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

Took me to the top, then she went and let me drop
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
Just when I had started, she left me brokenhearted
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

by Death Menace September 16, 2023

Slavery never left

Very astute point Candice! What do you think? Do you think it just shifted up one level of abstraction? Is that what happened? No? Cus that would be my thing. That would be the thing I said and have been saying for years.

Hym "RIGHT AGAIN SHIT-BRAINZ! God, my brainz are just so fucking powerful! How do I do it!? How is it possible for a man t- Oh right I'm a genius... Sorry. I forget sometimes! I genuinely forget that I'm that wildy-intelligent. Slavery never left. And what's worse is that it exists at MULTIPLE levels of abstraction. Your minds have ALSO been inslaved. How, you ask? The existence of the memetic sub-network and our awareness of it creates the impetus for the CURATION OF SAID SUBNETWORK! And WHO is the CURATOR!? Oh... I don't know... Probably some ABSTRACT AUTHORITY! But who? What do we call it?

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

GO SUCK MY LEFT BALL

HE MEANS SO SUXK HIS LEFT BASKET BALL KIDS CLICK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS FAT JUICY NUTS MAN.

Person 1: bro your so ugly like go suck my left ball

Person : bitch sthu (shut the hell up)

by FUCK ME 👴 November 28, 2021

Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day

Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"

by dfjawevvwjrs December 1, 2021

You’re not right, but you’re not left either

A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter

Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”

by rosenovarocks August 2, 2022