Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty a cute fun character, also known by her real name Kitty White, is a fictional character created by Yuko Shimizu, currently designed by Yuko Yamaguchi, and owned by the Japanese company Sanrio. Sanrio depicts Hello Kitty as an anthropomorphized white cat with a red bow and no visible mouth.

Boy: I heard you like Hello Kitty.
Girl: I do!

by jadefade03 July 19, 2023

Scratch The Kitty

Coitus. To have intimate relations

Bro, chick I been dating just called and said it's time I scratch the kitty.

by Bono Wakler July 21, 2023

Kitty shark

When your cat’s being nice to you for some other reason besides attention, usually for a snack.

My cat’s been kitty sharking me for a snack, but his fat butt just ate dinner an hour ago.

by Gords Gone Wild July 21, 2023

Kitty Littering

My friends and I have an event. Someone sucks and you want to give them a get fucked/you're a loser. Rocky area...you turn away from them. And kick the rocks at them like a cat in a litter. It's called Kitty littering someone.

He wouldn't shut up so I ended up Kitty Littering him before walking away.

by Taverndegenerates August 3, 2023

hello kitty fallacy

when someone thinks that dating hello kitty girls will eventually work so they keep trying

Dude 1: man i just got broken up with again time to find another hello kitty girl ig
Dude 2: bro youre never gonna find the one by dating hello kitty girls thats a hello kitty fallacy

by crustier August 4, 2023

Velcro Kitty

The act of strapping a piece of velcro to one's pubic hair then proceeding to add your favorite coat. As you fuck the sjit out of her #realshit the fluids splurge onto your coat. Wear the coat to a funeral #praisegod

Henry: What is that stain on your coat? You need to wash it.

Axel: Nah I did a Velcro Kitty yesterday on some real shit

by AxxSquiggleGod April 2, 2024

Kitty Pooled

When you turn that kitty into a pool (aka crazy creample cumshot in her pussy)

kitty=vagina

kitty pool can be licked out of the kitty by both parties.

Guy1: yooo do you know beth?

Guy2: yeah, why?

Guy1: I had her over last night, we went 7 rounds and I kitty pooled her everytime!
Guy2: Ew what, doesn’t she have chlamydia, go get tested bro.
Guy1: FUCK!!!

by anonymous1314799 April 2, 2024