Peruvian small dick syndrome

The syndrome, originating in Peru, where any chud-like organism has a mutation around the groin area, making it look like their dick looks like the country of Peru.

Jack: Did you hear that Enzo was diagnosed with Peruvian small dick syndrome?
John: I always knew he had it since he was a 4th grader.

by ChuddyMcMuffin January 12, 2026

Smalls

the best person in the whole entire world fuck everybody else only smalls

biggy smalls bitch

by ARIYAARIYA November 22, 2021

Small

Linus

Linus is small

by Piasteslafarm November 23, 2021

Thomas small

Is sassy and likes it up the bum but is inlove with tyler

Thomas small is on his knees

by Thomas small November 23, 2021

big tee small girl

One fucking bad ass tiny girl who knows how to fuck you up on a spiritual level

That big tee small girl fucks

by hood! November 23, 2021

I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL

what a wizard in dnd says at least once in a campaign

Rogue: please don't
Paladin: we don't have nea-
Wizard: I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL
everyone dies the end

by dnd eggs February 5, 2025

Small Tits

Anything below a C-cup (and some c-cups) are small tits

"I don't have small tits, I wear a 34B!"

"Tiny tits says what?"

"What?"

"I'm a B cup now so they're average"

I know you can still fit in ur training bras girl....

by Embarrassedonlive February 12, 2025