pookie evan

pookie evan is the white pookie from pi kappa phi at sjsu and he is so pookie like pookie to the max the ultimet pookie hella sentient and ferda

pookie evan is the pookie evan

by pookieevan November 30, 2025

Evan

Jeez this guy cannot dougie. He tries though but his foot wart limits him (allegedly). Gives good nicknames though.

What up Big Ev!
Do the Evan! (proceeds to not dougie)

by BigAus December 12, 2025

corey j evans

bald cunt who eats dookie chips and shaves his head bald and somehow gets patchy spot

Man i HATE corey j evans, Bald cunt always shouting "i've played these games before!!!!". Man i wish i could pulverise him

by EHSdookie-chipsBandit2020 January 24, 2025

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Christopher "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Christopher "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025