Brain Pussy

Someone who wishes their brain was strong like man. But let's estrogen run a little too hot and therfore the brain, in common parlance, becomes a pussy.

she kept complaining about this and that. so i said fuck that. I ain't banging no brain pussy no more.

by newton_in_montana March 14, 2023

brains bronze

A word for a rather dire or hopeless situation which is then put through a smart or rough idea

Scottie tried to solo a dou in fortnite, what a brains bronze situation

by Aden_but_its_allowed March 15, 2023

Racoon Brain

The person implying they are forgetful and sometimes only thinking about food and sleep. Can also be another meaning for 'stupid' in a joking way.

Girl 1: Did you remember to do that thing I asked you to do?
Girl : *Long pause* ...I have racoon brain, sorry

OR

Guy: You know you could've just done a U-Turn?
Girl: ...Oh lol god damn it
Guy: Lol you have such a racoon brain.

by Izziloop March 26, 2023

Brain stain

Information now in your head that you don’t want to be there.

Caitlyn Jenner’s performance on The Masked Singer left a brain stain.

by La Vraie Princesse January 17, 2023

Artificial Brain

a smart phone, cell phone
esp for people under 40 years old
students take pics of notes or test reviews, but cannot find them amongst the thousands of selfies & texts a day
people walk off cliffs, into sewer holes, or miss the UFOs flying over, or bigfoot strolling by
one of the highest forms of narcissism OR filming illegal events

put your artificial brains away, we are taking a test

by Alpino February 1, 2023

Shandris Brain

Shandris Brain: the intelligence level that everyone wishes they could achieve but are too intimidated to try. The capability of someone with Shandris brain is infinite and most humans cannot fathom how to achieve such status of consciousness

“I wish I had Shandris brain, but I’ve never left this tiny town full of inbred hillbillies so my mind is stunted.”

“Maybe if I wasn’t such a judge mental person I could achieve the same enlightenment and have Shandris brain.”

“Oh, you don’t have Shandris brain? I’ll remember to be more patient next time.”

by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023

Brain Stain

When something is stuck in your head, typically a song or tune/beat, that just won't go away like a bad stain.
See also "Ear Worm"

I've got brain stain from that song on the TV advert, I can't get it out of my head and I don't know the artist!

by oretisktick October 25, 2023