Soft

Grace Day

Did you see Grace today?
Yeah she’s so fucking soft

by Jim.Lahey February 12, 2024

Soft Punch

When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.

Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.

by Snail Cum February 29, 2024

Soft pimping

An organization that "manages" and "markets" "content" that exploits another and keeps them in a loop where they must continue to produce their "content". Also known as the Tate business model

"Hey, I manage social media accounts and we have 'creator houses"
"Nah, that sounds like soft pimping!"

by Seventy_Two March 12, 2024

Soft landing

To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.

I started dating this new woman.

Don't you have two other girlfriends already?

Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.

by Dataline755 March 15, 2024

Chicago Soft Serve

When you disguise shit as chocolate soft serve

I pranked Sam so hard when I gave him my Chicago Soft Serve

by JustLib July 17, 2022

Soft cunt

When you constantly whine about being an ex-Wigan player and you suck Shaun Wane’s dick.

Or, you are only joined Jujitsu to cuddle men.

Look at him there telling every one to Google him, I used to room with Lomax. What a soft cunt

by Hayeis July 29, 2022

Extra soft

When it’s just not hard enough to please your partner

Damn, I left the butter on the bench last night it’s gonna be extra soft, my partner would not be able to be pleased anymore.

by John john-Smith Smith August 2, 2022