puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

scrotal toast

When you take a sip of champagne then gingerly, GINGERLY, stretch out the scrotum in such a way as to create a bowl shape then drip the champagne into the scrotal pool and make a toast to your man cause he the best.

My husband just asked me if I could give him a scrotal toast to cheer him up.

by DeathbatForever August 9, 2023

Trucker Toast

When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.

Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”

Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car

by Yote yaterr November 26, 2021

skim toast honey

Referring to a woman who can talk the talk but can’t walk the walk.

Youse ain’t nothing but a skim toast honey.

by Balls Mahoney March 5, 2024

toast jumpscared

When the sound of the toaster after it finishes toasting catches you by surprise

(mother) Why the fuck did you scream like that?

(son) Nothing mom, I got toast jumpscared

by mangojam 11 March 9, 2024

French Toasting

French Toasting: A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and proceeds to fill there anal cavity with a "french toast mixture" It is customary to chug the mixture resembling the last piece of bread soaking up in the bowl

Last night the wife and I were able to try out French Toasting.

by TreeCop March 28, 2024

french toast

When something great has happened you say 'french toast'.

Synonym for 'fuck yeah' or 'awesome'.

'I just graduated medical school!'

'French toast!'

by superswagsturniolos_ July 18, 2022