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Meat hook shimmy

A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.
“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”

“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”

“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”

“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
by Pussy John March 21, 2023
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Command hook

I am going to give you the command hook next time I see you.
by Scottthedefiner March 24, 2023
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Hook, Line, and Stinker

When you insert your fingers into her vagina. Give the old "Come Here," motion.
She gets wetter than ever. Turn her over. Blast a Dragon Tail out of her Butt Crack. Then put your dick in her ass.
I was hanging out with this Fisherman last night. Things were going well. I could tell he liked to party. Then I got the "Hook, Line, and Stinker."
by Hook, Line, and Stinker March 28, 2023
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Stinker and Hooked

When a player (mainly football) has a horrendous performance during a game where they have had no impact, when they get substituted out (hooked).

You would yell: {insert name} STINKER AND HOOKED!
Lee Gunner: Declan Rice with a world class, vomit inducing performance STINKER AND HOOKED!
by pastypalmer20 April 8, 2025
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Blowfish On A Hook

The act of gripping one’s mouth with two fingers(the hook) while sticking your tongue out while blowing through the vagina(the blowfish) while sticking a thumb in the butt
John was so hot he hit me with the blowfish on a hook and I squirted all over
by DB’s April 15, 2025
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