Tuck and duck

When you have to tuck your hard on in your pants and run out

Bro, my mom almost walked in on me and i had to tuck and duck.

by DoodleArtz April 19, 2019

Ducking and diving

Rhyming slang for skiving

I survived being given responsibility by ducking and diving.

by spiltseed March 20, 2019

duck fuck

A person who fucks ducks because he is a zoöfilist.

Today i saw a duck fuck in the park. He got arrested.

by duckie suckie April 6, 2019

king of ducks

Truly the most fowl of ducks. Typically very snooty and expects other ducks to pay tribute and quack when he passes.

Son: Why are all those ducks quacking at that one?
Father: Son, that's the king of ducks. {bows deeply}

by EncryptedThoughts April 16, 2019

Duck Haters

A Duck Hater is somebody that doesn't like me or Ardenns ducks

Duck Haters = Gabos

by PAlfredP December 30, 2017

Ducked Undercover

A term used when a situation a been marginally avoided.

I thought you would have been fired, lucky your smooth talking had got you ducked undercover.

by Charged-Socket March 21, 2017

duck dicking

/duc-dih-king/

Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."

Enough duck dicking around, let's get to the point.

by Duck D. Grey-Duck September 26, 2017