Damp Donkey

When ones douses an asshole, they then morph into damp donkeys and everyone knows they are an ass and you're a hero.

Ted: I hate our professor, he's such a dick
Bill: Lets drench him next class with syrup so he'll be the new damp donkey.

by Stumpy Stumps June 28, 2010

Ponky-Donkey

Someone who has done something silly.

A piece of nonsense rhyme bought to my attention by my daughter

You forgot to lock the door and now we have to turn around and go back. You Ponky-Donkey

by shortlane July 16, 2010

Swamp Donkey

Fat slob, intoxicated with alcohol. Often Hunted by the beast known as "The Quelch".

"Here we have The Quelch stalking his prey"
"The Swamp Donkey has spots The Quelch and tries to run away"

by The acoholic January 4, 2014

Autistic Donkey

The insult you use when you can't think of anything else.

Me: "You're a gaytard."
Person: "Oh yeah? Well you're a, uh... AUTISTIC DONKEY!"
Me: "Dude, what the fuck?"

by lil_tiimby_69 December 20, 2018

Donkey Sauce

A combination of semen, top shelf vodka, and pineapple juice in a 4:1:1 ratio.

To be served over ice or at room temperature. Prevalent in Aztec culture. Common as an after dinner delicacy in many Persian countries. The drink of choice for international country music sensation "Rascal Flats".

After dinner Stefan said to Chris, "Dinner was delicious, shall we enjoy a digestif....perhaps some donkey sauce?"

by bigtimingcomedy June 11, 2018

Spitting Donkey

The act of spitting on a women’s back while in the doggy style position, she then turns around and the male ejaculates in her face.

Last night I gave Thotiana the best spitting donkey, she couldn’t see for hours.

by SEKC WINDEX February 7, 2020

Donkey Chip

Something that is holy

The Donkey Chip will be worshipped

by danathome2 July 27, 2020