Hydrangea Cookie

A literal lesbian. Pomegranates gf

"Hydrangea Cookie is Pomes gf. Nothing less, nothing more"

by I_LOVE_HYDRANGEA March 27, 2022

cookie runner

a NERD
a cookie run player is a nerdy nerd nerd who plays cookie run (a game for nerds)

"don't date them they are a cookie runner"
what?!! no way!? be thanks for warning me I almost dated a nerd

by ihatecookierunkindgomitsucks January 25, 2022

Cookie simp

Simping over a fictional cookie character, normally from the games Cookie Run Kingdom and Cookie Run Ovenbreak, people decide they want to simp these fictional cookie characters because of certain reasons like their voice, appearance, and personality.

Hey George, i think im a Cookie simp
Me too! Which cookie do you simp for? I simp for Red Velvet Cookie.
Oh, I simp for Expresso Cookie!

by A suspicious tabby cat October 29, 2021

Boneless Cookies

Boneless cookies are undercooked cookies that are soft and gooey and are cookies for 6-8 minutes.

Once the cookies look puffy after 6-8 minutes take the out and press them down and enjoy.

p1:"Have you ever had boneless cookies"
p2: "wtf is that"

by Katsuki Luna February 7, 2023

mushy cookie

The physiologic response in females of sexual arousal (see also <b> wet pussy<b/>.

The first time I kissed him, he got my <b> cookie mushy <b/>

by numnum July 10, 2004

fortune cookie

The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.

I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!

by D December 3, 2003

have a cookie

Sarcastic phrase ever. Most likely used as a response to someone who points out the obvious.

Person 1: Hey, Earth was created by God.

Person 2: Have a cookie.

by PepsiTravis October 21, 2010