bed darts

When a guy is masturbating and tries to hit himself with the ejaculate.

I got a double bull's-eye in bed darts.

by Dart Master July 1, 2011

double-bedded

To go to sleep in one bed, then inexplicably waking up in a completely separate bed in the morning . Usually in a completely separate room.

"Dude where the fuck is Tyler ? He was asleep when i came in last night "
" Oh he double-bedded last night! He woke up in room 15"

by DOR123 November 14, 2011

Bed Jinx

A bed jinx takes place when two people are in bed simultaneously and tell each other. Similar to calling a jinx when two people speak the same word.

Bed jinxes, are different from a traditional jinx, in the reward you receive. Instead of receiving a "coke", you can receive an array of rewards, ranging from a good old fashion cuddling, to a full blown hat on the door knob. Its a very powerful jinx.

Brittney - Hey, whats up?

Tom - Just laying in bed trying to watch some tv.

Brittney - Haha me too!

Tom - I'm calling bed jinx on that one!

Brittney - What do I owe you?

Tom - ;)

by Albert fitzgerald September 28, 2011

in bed

when your mom tells you to get in bed and you really just play xbox till 5am

get in bed johnny, you've got school tomorrow!

by HyweII November 25, 2018

Shit the bed

The Jaguars 2018 season

After looking like possible superbowl contenders in the 2017 season. The Jaguars shit the bed in the 2018 season.

by Waldomarty November 26, 2018

Humanized Water Bed

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed

Here comes the humanized water bed.

by AuraKing December 8, 2018

bed rich

Adjective, when more than half of the covers are on your side of the bed. Leaving your partner's with a bare minimum.

I didn't steal the covers. I'm bed rich.

by TechRescue December 10, 2018