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Am i the jerk?

The youtube channel that most frequently posts about drama, cheating, karens, and being punched beacuse they are rich; could also be a question asked to if they cid something bad
1. Have have you seen that channel” Am i the jerk?” channel its so cool!
2. Am i the jerk? for hitting my mom?
by Retro sukist December 24, 2022
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oh holy Magī am I

A deap and humble greatfulness with true honor and appreciation said ONLY by THE MAGISTRATE. To in any way repeat it should only mean that you did not understand that it was "her Magesty"s personal appreciation of all that is to her. Other wise you do understand that it would be considered rude and disrespectful to not have your own personal spiritual conceptual unit for your gratitude of what relationship you have personally.
It is its own sentence! Oh holy Magī am I.
by Finnly December 6, 2023
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Little Herobrine I am cumming in your mom.

This is the line Slenderman used in the popular YouTube video "Herobrine Vs. Slenderman: Epic Rap Battles of Cancer" to instantly destroy Herobrine, ending his existence completely.
"Little Herobrine I am cumming in your mom. Call me Saddam Hussein cause I'm dropping rap bombs."
by DUBSTEPUG December 17, 2023
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Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am

Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am
Tuus dies mortis erit die 8 Martii 2031 die 3:09 am
by Bobthedefinition April 7, 2023
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I am fried

Something someone would say when they are tired and sweaty
Man: Boy I am fried rn I think I need a nap and a shower
Man 2: aren’t you just sweaty and tired!
by Commonblankdahmer April 7, 2023
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I am tenzed up

Basically if you are tenzed up, it means you want to be violated by a bear.
DEMETREUS DEMARCUS BARTHOLOMEW JAMES THE THIRD JUNIOR: I WAS REALLY I am tenzed up YESTERDAY!
JOAQIM: WOW, I HOPE YOU CAN STILL WALK STRAIGHT!
by I love bears April 7, 2023
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I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS

Ha! You definitely THINK that you are, don't ya?
Dr. Jordan "JeepJorp" Peterson "I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS!"

Hym "I mean... You unwittingly described yourself as a psychopath... After your test called ME a psychopath..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "Psychopaths aren't successful! I had 3 sources of income!"

Hym "You aren't successful though... You were fired for being too DISAGREEABLE and are losing your license for monetizing your clients, writing poetry about their molested ginies and bootyholes (even going as far as to call on of them an idiot), and weaponizing schizophrenia against a detractor..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "That's your fault!"

Hym " How... Is that my fault? You were mistaken as an advocate for disaffected young men... Because you were mistaken for me... You hate those!"

Dr. Jordan Peterson "I helping them! I'm giving suffering people hope!"

Hym "Nooo... No more than any other self-help celebrity... I kind of said that ANYONE could do what you do... Like... Even a baby-dick schizo psychopathic Satanists... And now you're colluding with the government and the media to try and hold onto your ill-gotten gains by gathering as much unearned political power as you can possibly amass..."

Dr. Jordan Peterson "My sycophants say I'm not a fucking nutjob!"

Hym "They use you instrumentally as a means to push religious dogma and you allow it because you have no morals... Becuase you're a psychopath..."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2023
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