titty expensive

When a man (or a woman) does something for the hopes that he will receive boob. Usually within the context of money, like paying for dinner so that something sexual will happen after.

Alex: Are you going to prom?
Brian: Nah, it's titty expensive.
Alex: What?
Brian: If I ain't getting titty, it's too expensive.

by Shollyboster May 27, 2017

titty queer

Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties

Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy

by wch-meister July 15, 2017

titty cola

Carbonated titty milk used commonly at birthday parties or other special events

Fuck that titty cola at Brett's 5th birthday party was good!

by TittyColaLover June 19, 2017

titty spitting

The act of shooting milk out of your tits. (i.e., Breastfeeding.)

"Don't mind me I'm just titty spitting the baby."

by horribadderson March 4, 2018

titty whisle

When you suck on a girls tits so hard they begin to sqeek

I gave my girl a titty whisle last night

by Jefry.Dolmand February 18, 2017

titty sad

When you don't get to go to the strip club you want to.

Godammit... let's do Sassy's! Not Mary's! Now I'm effing titty sad!

by Pedropolis February 28, 2017

cuppa tittie

When engaging in doggy-styled coitus with a female, or large male, using one or both hands to 'cup a tittie.'

Little Johnny was hitting it from the back when he decided to reach around and ever so gently, yet firmly, cuppa tittie.

by Doctor Cuppa Tittie March 16, 2017