El Cajon Surprise

When you pick up a hooker in El Cajon, you are treated to the delight of her swamp ass caused by the horrific humidity.

I had some fun last night 'til the last hooker gave me an El Cajon Surprise.

by HairyCola July 15, 2011

Teeter-tot Surprise

1. When a person, after getting teetered, takes a shit, while the man's penis and balls are both still in their asshole.

2. The final step of a good teetering experience.

Colton gave Ryan a teeter-tot surprise when he was finished.

by fett37 August 3, 2010

surprise prostate exam

When yo girl surprises u with a surprise prostate exam listening to Owl City.

MR CLEAN, RIGHT BEHIND YOU! HES FINNA GIVE U A SURPRISE PROSTATE EXAM1!1!1!1

by Dabdabdabdabdab August 28, 2017

2 inch surprise

Dick; a small one that is two inches.

You won't believe your eyes when you see my 2 inch surprise ;))

by LlamaLlama12 October 2, 2017

Cookie Monster Surprise

When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it

Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy

Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos

by PoosieBoi9000 May 12, 2016

cum sock surprise

When you ejaculate into a sock and repeatedly strike the woman until she’s bruises.

“Hey, where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”

by bocaj January 2, 2021

Billion Surprise Toys

Elsa Gate But Good

Imagine Waking Up And There Is a Billion Surprise Toys Waiting there For You

by DANK_ZAC420 May 11, 2021