dumpsters spider nose

when she is deep throating you and you cum and she doesn't swallow but lows it out her nose

Cant wait to see her doing the dumpsters spider nose

by SIayer69 February 3, 2022

Meth spider

The African flick flak spider

He bill look at that meth spider

by Weemurph February 12, 2022

Spider ma'am

The traditional way Spiderman greets women, or what he says when holding a door open for a woman. It is a respectful way to differentiate a common phrase while sticking to the light-hearted and whimsical way Spiderman is portrayed.

Spiderman: *opens door for woman* "Spider ma'am.."
Woman: "OMG Thank you Spiderman!"

by The biggest lil julie fan October 27, 2021

Spider

A creature with more than 2 legs and shoots sticky traps that catch unsuspecting victims to be eaten

This is a spider, like an octopus l, it has 8 legs

by Electric Raccon July 18, 2021

what did the giraffe say to the spider

dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...

Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*

by tinderdadjoke July 23, 2021

Angolan spider monkey

When you a woman has her legs behind her head and you proceed to give her cunnilingus whilst pinning her against the wall

This chick was so flexible i was able to go at her while she was doing the Angolan spider monkey

by Nostalgia inc. July 26, 2021

porch spider

Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.

She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.

Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.

by OIC-U-812 August 1, 2021