A little annoying shorts boy Asian boy is '14 but nobody ever believes him he's always called gay and bullied by almost everybody and his school and on the bus
by YETSKET Lucas November 1, 2019
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by Joneslilly1309 November 2, 2019
Get the Robert mug.Gullible, awkward figurehead. Normally seen dodging taxes and the police. Hippest dude on the block. Seargent with the biggest computer. Often falls for simple jokes such as "you dropped your shoelace". Man of few words.
See that man over there? That's a Master Roberts. If you wanna be the coolest dude in school, he's the guy to talk to.
by Randy Beans November 24, 2020
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by Fryz775 November 30, 2020
Get the Robert Joseph mug.The so-called "robert construction" is a slang for a specific type of an organisation system which is applicable for box-shaped pieces of furniture with doors or drawers for storing miscellaneous items. The essence of "robert construction" is literally the items to be placed in a way that they will most probably fall down on your forehead at the moment that you try to reach some of the items or simply at the time of opening the door itself. In a more metaphorically way it would be called twisted tetris.
Oh my, I've tried to take a coffee cup from the cabinet yesterday morning and it was such a robert construction there that today I'm watching "The Simpson's" from the hospital with a broken nose and a huge bump on my forehead!
by Foxy Wild December 9, 2020
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