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Lemon Head Daiquiri

During sex one partner will urinate into the other partners oral region, the urine must be a mixture of piss and cum.
We are going to need to make some Lemon Head Daiquiri.
by Notgninneb Retsehc September 23, 2021
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Lemon

"I think it is a lemon, a lemon is a mighty fruit" - Rogal Dorn
by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx September 25, 2021
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Sour Lemon

When a man places his hand down his pants to fondle his own genitals, then aggressively rubs the fingers of that hand on another mans mustache while asking, “do you like pussy or dick?”
Yeah I heard ol’ Don gave Dustin a Sour Lemon… it sounds like he’ll have to pay good money to get out of that mess.
by thelawd September 28, 2021
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lemon

Bob: I need you here in a lemon.
Bill: I'll do you one better: be there in half a lemon!
by AchillesHeelys September 30, 2021
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Lemon

Your lemon is just this,
You would die for this person.
With no hesitation you would jump in front of a bullet for them.
It could be anyone, a family member, a friend, or even a significant other.
Who is your lemon?
(No I do not know why it’s called a lemon, so don’t ask)
“Who is your lemon Y/N?”
“Oh, my brother. He has been my best friend sense birth, and I don’t know what I would do without him. How about you?”
“That’s sweet… honestly, mine would probably end my girlfriend/boyfriend/partner. They have helped me through so much and they mean the world to me.”
“That’s cool :)”
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waffle pancake spicehead lemons

A beautiful tasting lemon that tastes like a waffle pancake spicehead (paprika, usually)
Waffle pancake spicehead lemons taste so good yum
by Spicy_Lemons July 16, 2021
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lemon-rig

The act of repairing a newly purchased item that arrived damaged.

A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.

Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.

The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."

"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"

"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
by Cravicky July 27, 2021
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