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Landing pad

The flat area that your pants make near your crotch when you spread your legs; also can be used in place of lap
"c'mon gurl, come land on my landing pad.
by IcedaBurg May 22, 2012
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Ket Land

The illusionary state of mind when someone consumes the drug Ketamine. The state of mind can be so extreme that the consumer feels that they are in a whole different universe or land.
Yeah, same. I'm in Ket Land right now. It's amazing!
by Druf175 March 5, 2011
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Land Mollusk

A land mollusk is that of a spider, with a shell, tentacles, the face of an old lady, and what seem two be five tallywhackers.

They often reside under the male human's scrotem, and will hide in the so called "gooch".
That kid is a Land Mollusk.
I heard he has Mollusks.
Look out for Land Mollusks while traveling through that part of town.
by MistaCreep August 20, 2011
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Free Lands Day

A nudist holiday in which you walk arround nude.
by cocofosho July 1, 2011
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Hood Land Creature

Hood Land Creatures - Things/People You Only/Always See In The Hood.

Woodland Creatures are Only in the Woods

Hood Land Creatures Are Only in the Hood
Crack Dealing Crack Head Dealing Out of Baby Stroller

With No Baby = Hood Land Creature
by Moogle - Half Man/Half Google November 3, 2011
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land grabber

“Land Grabber” is a derogatory term used against Caucasian people, since Europeans have a history of colonialism hence “grabbing land”.
Basketball Person 1: Damn I hate those cracker ass motherfuckers!

Basketball Person 2: Bitch ass land grabbers!
by TheCanadianSarge May 23, 2023
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Land hoe

When land is spotted so you can get your garden hoe and go plant your crops
Land hoe get the seeds you sons of b******!
by Mongrol1 May 31, 2023
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