jumping hippo

The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.

Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.

Guy 2: Oh shit.

by A glazed donut November 11, 2017

jump popsicle

A popsicle with ass flavor that will make you want to do a lot of shove up boosts

My friend Nathan told me to try out this jump popsicle. I tried it and it was the bomb!

by El negro 69 February 17, 2018

jumping shift

Jump shift is basically a way of saying you are breaking up with someone

Dave: Hey
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift

Dave: What do you mean by that?

Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(

by A randomKIDWhoHatesOTHERS12 February 25, 2018

quick to jump on the ice cream

Being quick to chat shit about someone

"You're so quick to jump on the ice cream"

by Livingonaprayerrrr February 27, 2018

jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.

Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.

by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018

Jiggle jump

When Nicki Minaj jumps on a trampoline

Woah that girl is a jiggle jump

by Jigglejump May 10, 2018

jump

To move upword as you go downwords.

They are jumping into the class.

by K DENISHON May 10, 2018