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January 1st

Fuck Your gf/bf as hard and fast as you want
“its january 1st im gonna fuck you so god damn hard today 😉” x
by MitsubishiV8 January 1, 2022
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January 9

National send foot pic day
The day you send someone foot pics for no reason
Steve: Hey John it's January 9th
John: So
Steve: Its the day you send someone random foot pics
by Bluefox15 January 7, 2022
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January 20

The day your miss her most
This day you sit at your bed and cry about her On January 20

Friend: hey wanna hangout today?
You: nah bro I’m just gonna stay home missing her
Friend: lonely ass loser
by I miss her. January 10, 2022
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January 17

Its her birthday! (January 17 2022 she would have been 100! Too bad she died December 31 2021)
by Nopetynope January 15, 2022
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January 18th

annoy tf out of your tall friends.
oh hey its january 18th i can annoy my tall friends
by ur mom............... January 17, 2022
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January 29

Ask you the person you’ve been dying to ask 🥰

Make the move with them and ask our your crush. 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
On January 29 go up to your crush and spill the beans and tell them how much you love them…you might get a kiss 💋🥴❤️
by Youlookpretyy378 January 20, 2022
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January 29

Go up to your crush and ask the the big question ❤️❤️❤️💋✨🥰🥴🦋

Let’s see if you’ll get a bf/gf and if you do congrats 🎊
On January 29 meet up with your crush/lover and ask them out

Maybe you’ll get a kiss 💋💋❤️🤍🦋🥴
by Youlookpretyy378 January 20, 2022
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