Jake-Face

A "Jake-Face" is a rare breed of Jake. Native to the lands of South Wales, he can be found roaming the beaches of Swansea. Often wearing a bucket hat and always has the best tunes.

A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!

If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.

But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.

Example #1
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"

Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"

Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."

Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"

by Captain fantastic. July 7, 2022

Jake Hawkins

Fat Gay horny sexy pest who watches gay porn on the daily and fucks dead swans

guy 1: who are you?
Jake Hawkins: I’m the fat greasy swan fucker

by Fsquared June 6, 2022

shake-a-jake

The act of shaking a homeless person on the street in exchange for money.

I had a great game of shake-a-jake after getting drunk in town last night!

by QualityApeMan April 10, 2005

Jake-Grease

What happens when you play too much World of Warcraft; The outcome of not showering in a week.

Dude, why are you playing Warcraft so much?

Im trying to build up my Jake-Grease.

by cccccccccccorgy October 19, 2007

Jake Paul

Complete fucking Moran who makes Kim Kardashian look like a Harvard Graduate.Says that he is all that when really he lowered YouTube standards to a literal potato chip.Drops songs that he says are fire,but the sad reality is that he can barely count to 30 without the help of his brothers song.The true reality is that he is going to get dropped by Comedy Shorts Gamer faster then he was dropped by Disney

My son in law has a very severe case of terminal Jake Paul.The dr's give him to months to live

by The death of Jake and Logan May 18, 2018

jake mcmorrow

When you have such a big dong it hangs out of your long black jeans

Man jake mcmorrow is coming out yo pants

by adfas January 14, 2008

Jake Paulers

15 year old girls/boys that like a white boy from Ohio that can't rap worth his life.

Thank you so mutch join the jake paulers and hit that notification bell

by I-hate-life October 6, 2017