by catpeesweeties December 15, 2025
Get the Flop Shop mug.Kebab Shop Warrior: A person who frequents kebab shops late at night, often after a night out, treating the shop as a battleground. They start fights over queue-jumping or minor disputes and may follow people from nightclubs to the kebab shop, sometimes clashing with staff. These chaotic scenes can get messy, with food and chaos everywhere, and often lead to police involvement. Additionally, these escalations are sometimes filmed and shared on social media, quickly going viral and adding to the frenzy.
Lee: Bruv remember last night. We were sitting there in the kebab shop, and it was absolute metal. There were these two geezers fighting, and one of them tried to jump over the counter to get a kebab knife! The poor kebab workers were trying to hold him back, and meanwhile, this man's kebab went flying. It got punched out of his hands, it exploded everywhere, his face was a picture bruv well funny LOL, blood and kebabs all over the place! Honestly, it was like a scene from a movie. We definitely ran into a couple of kebab shop warriors that night! Bruv
Frank: Init bruv mental night out bruv.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: Init bruv mental night out bruv.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 27, 2025
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Housemate 1: We're out of vegetables, cheese, milk and pasta! We need to do some Daily Essentials Shopping if we wish to eat tomorrow!
Housemate 2: No problem. Let's just Milkbasket everything.
Housemate 2: No problem. Let's just Milkbasket everything.
by PunPundyt November 24, 2021
Get the Daily Essentials Shopping mug.Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.
Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.
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1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
by ejb723 March 10, 2023
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“oh i’m just ghost-shopping”
“wth is that??”
“oh im just scrolling online and look at stuff i would buy…but not buying it :)”
“oh i’m just ghost-shopping”
“wth is that??”
“oh im just scrolling online and look at stuff i would buy…but not buying it :)”
by Ghostshoppingisreal June 21, 2024
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