The Horse's Name was Friday

A phrase said in response to a question that makes no goddamn sense.

Joey: So if the train leaves Station B 15 minutes later, and the sun is 86° overhead, when will the shadows of the two trains be equal in length?
Brandon: The horse's name was Friday.

by boughs.of.folly December 15, 2021

Horse Tooth Jackass

Any and all buck-toothed wannabees, especially one who produces the Howard Stern Show

Gary is a Horse Tooth Jackass!

by Scooter (s scott williams) January 21, 2011

hung like a horse

A phrase used to describe a very large penis of a blessed man.

CJ won a trophy for being hung like a horse, since the large size enabled him to produce the most cum during a competition.

by racinqueenn July 27, 2014

dead horse jockey

A person who continues, at length to continue on a topic that has exhausted its usefulness to the rest of the crowd, to expound and explore the dead topic.

Someone who, despite being told the topic is a "dead horse" continues to converse on that topic.

I can't believe Tim is still arguing about toothpaste with Bob, Bob agreed with him 20 minutes ago! What a dead horse Jockey.

by Darious Guile October 22, 2009

Grand Theft Horse

Joke name for the video game Red Dead Redemption.

Person 1: Dude, let's go play some Grand Theft Horse....I mean Red Dead Redemption!

by Mr. Grape Drank December 13, 2010

my lovely horse

a horse SO lovely, that Father Ted feels inspired enough to write a song about it.

My lovely horse,
Running through the field
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugar lumps,
And ride you over fences
Polish your hooves every single day
And take you to the horse dentist.

My lovely horse
You're a pony no more
Running around with the man on your back
Like a train in the night, yeah,
Like a train in the night.

by The Anti-Ugly-Horse February 17, 2004

thats my horse

a game where 2 people beat the crap outta each other for no apparent reason to claim ownership of said horse.

horse may or may not actually exist.

refernced in Ed, Edd, n' Eddy

ed: THATS MY HORSE!!! (breaks a 2x4 over rolfs head)
rolf: Scourge of the beyond!

by jalksjf;lasj;lkjaf;sjf August 19, 2006