Tap The Glass

To tap the glass is to act on impulse, make bad decisions, and flying like a cat.

“Yo suby’s coming to pick me up”

“Don’t tap the glass buddy”

by BOBRO3000 September 3, 2025

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Liquid Glass

The much used buzzword for iOS 26.

Apple event be like: “Liquid Glass this, Liquid Glass that, Liquid Glass your ass!”

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 16, 2025

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Wine Glass for Orange Juice

A metaphor for when a person uses fancy or verbose language to communicate a simple thing.

"Jerry talks too much, he thinks big talk will make us all look stupid."

"My thoughts exactly, he's using a wine glass for orange juice!"

by Dabloom October 24, 2025

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Glasses

some ugly things you put on your eyes to see better

Person 1: dude im blind as shit

Person 2: well use some fucking glasses ya crab apple

by crabapple67 October 26, 2025

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Stockton Glass Cleaner

When you are getting head, and before you finish you pull out and nut on her glasses. You then proceed to use your dick as a windshield wiper and smear the cum all over her glasses.

Katie kept her glasses on in bed last night so I gave her the Stockton Glass Cleaner.

by Mega mine 209 October 30, 2025

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An informal fallacy in which you lambast or criticize someone for doing something unhealthy when you yourself do comparably unhealthy habits or actions. Essentially, it is hypocrisy specifically in the form of habit.

"Hey Conner, it's ridiculous how you spend hundreds of dollars on glass mousepads. That is such a waste of money, for shame!"
"How utterly preposterous of you to propose, Anthony; In actuality, you are committing the 'glass mousepad' fallacy. Why is it bad when I have unhealthy spending habits when you spend hundreds of dollars on Touhou merchandise? Why don't you practice what you preach!?"

by jacqueley December 11, 2025

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