Bake a Soldier

To deficate in snow, allowing the resultant turd to steam

Last night on our hike I had to bake a soldier cause we were too far from the cabin

by The Gentlest of Ben’s May 28, 2022

cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022

Easy bake kid/s

When someone gets married to someone who already has kids. They are “easy bake kid/s” because that person didn’t have to put any work into them when they were younger.

You could end up with “easy bake kid/s”. Ones from a previous marriage.

by Sousukejc March 12, 2022

Baked tatered

When you’re beyond high you’re on a different plain of existence.

Guy 1: Bro he is baked tatered right now after those dabs.
Man 2: I know right!

by Brodasyphilaids March 13, 2022

Wake, bake, and shake

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out

“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”

by Ted Fundy February 6, 2022

Baked

When you have a good bledge with the boy and have a lovely doob.

Boy 1: Yes the boy you baked like?
The Boy: Aye boy I’m canny baked like boy.
Boy 1: Aye boy that’s the one like boy.
The Boy: Aye boy uno it boy.

by The Baked Boy February 9, 2022

Hungarian Baked Potato

the act of sticking a cooked potato up someone's ass and then eating it once it is shitted back out.

Bro last night was wild! Instead of having dinner, Stacy let me make a Hungarian Baked Potato!

by iqpodz March 31, 2022