Hey shithead, maybe if we’re lucky you’ll take your ugly ass to the dentist by February 31 dumb whore
by Danielantunesishot October 26, 2019
Get the February 31 mug.5th February: The most hated birthday in england, the same birthday as Sven Gorran Ericcson the EX-ENGLAND CAPTAIN...
by Sven_Gorran_Erricson_Hater July 5, 2009
Get the 5th February mug.February 14 is national show your boyfriend your ass and titties day. When you and your boyfriend hang out, let him lift up your shirt and pull your pants down
by Mike Cockburns February 2, 2021
Get the February 14 mug.The day when absolutely disgusting ginger freaks are born, there ginger hair burns their mothers vaginas as they exit the womb and she wishes that she didn’t purposely break the condom.
by Hehehehehehehheeh December 17, 2019
Get the 4 February mug.The challenge in which a woman must not orgasm or finger themselves for the entire month of February.
Girl 1: Hey! How's Forbidden Finger February going?
Girl 2: I already failed, I fingered myself last night.
Girl 2: I already failed, I fingered myself last night.
by oLuke November 2, 2018
Get the Forbidden Finger February mug.A whole month of nutting to the fibonacci sequence for example Feb 1 - 1 nut Feb 2 - 1 nut Feb 3 - 2 nuts Feb 4 - 3 nuts ultimately leading up to the last day of February where you must bust over 300k nuts in a day
Guy 1: "hey bro you doing no nut November"
Guy 2:"nah I'm training for destroy dick December and fibonacci fap February"
Guy 2:"nah I'm training for destroy dick December and fibonacci fap February"
by Iraqistan November 3, 2018
Get the Fibonacci Fap February mug.Fap Free February, which may also be abbreviated FFF (not to be confused with an all female threesome), is a continuation of No Nut November(NNN) and a second chance for those who have failed NNN to redeem themselves.
This month long event follows the same rules and conditions as No Nut November, but is even more extreme. No form of fapping of any kind is allowed and you are immediately disqualified for beating the meat, creaming the corn, or attempting to blow a load.
Fap Free February is followed by Masturbation Marathon March, the equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Only those who have successfully completed Fap Free February are invited to join in on Masturbation Marathon March. Any homie found to be partaking in Masturbation Marathon March without a Fap Free February certificate of completion will get scrapped.
This month long event follows the same rules and conditions as No Nut November, but is even more extreme. No form of fapping of any kind is allowed and you are immediately disqualified for beating the meat, creaming the corn, or attempting to blow a load.
Fap Free February is followed by Masturbation Marathon March, the equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Only those who have successfully completed Fap Free February are invited to join in on Masturbation Marathon March. Any homie found to be partaking in Masturbation Marathon March without a Fap Free February certificate of completion will get scrapped.
peter: i dont wanna do no nut November bro it's overhyped
tom: how about you try fap free February instead homeslice, it makes March hit different
peter: aight i believe you aha
tom: how about you try fap free February instead homeslice, it makes March hit different
peter: aight i believe you aha
by ASecondChance November 2, 2019
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