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Clean Thompson

Someone who fanatically avoids any 'unclean' action that may result in physically dirtying themselves.
by bigbeasy August 22, 2025
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clean your gooch

when someone is annoying you'd say this
Someone: sybau
You: clean your gooch and grow up
by l3m0nsh4rks August 27, 2025
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When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit
Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: đť’©đť’Ş
by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025
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Clean Bed, More Head

When you keep a clean bed set you get more head/oral sex.
Hey Jimmy I have noticed more moaning from your bedroom this week. I know Peter Clean Bed, More Head!
by PrincessRosita November 13, 2025
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Cleaning your 'nis

A figure of speech referring to the act of having one's life together, using the literal phrase "cleaning your penis". Can be used with time intervals or frequency to indicate the level of self-actualization.
"Come on man, you really need to start cleaning your 'nis."

"Wow, he must really clean his 'nis"

"I doubt he even cleans his 'nis once a month"
by Shelcase November 22, 2025
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Batting clean up

Last guy to go massage parlor right before they close at the end of the night and likes to chow box.
I work with this guy that likes to batting clean up. He shows up late to work a couple mornings every week with a big grin on his face. He must’ve batted clean up last night.
by Kitty 2 November 22, 2025
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