August 8, 1986

The day that Hot Rod got Optimus Prime killed by Megatron. FUCK YOU HOT ROD!

Man 1: Hot Rod fucked August 8, 1986.
Man 2: yes he did. Fuck him

by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024

August 29

The day when the worst stinkiest smelliest fat people are born

August 29 is stink

by ihykan January 16, 2024

August

A month close to the end of the year, but not quiet there.

If your name is August you can sit at the summer only table.

by a definitioner January 20, 2024

August Pullman

August “Auggie” Pullman is the main character of a famous book called Wonder, by R.J. Palacio. August is most known for his facial deformities.

I hate how people make fun of August Pullman just because he has facial deformities. It’s so rude!

by a definitioner January 21, 2024

August 9

King Von's birthday

Person 1: Hey it's August 9
Person 2: Happy birthday King Von

by Smurkio October 17, 2023

Lick a Homies ass August

during the month of august, a homie can lick another homies ass.

" hey didn't you hear about the month? "
" no why? "
" can i lick ur ass? "
" oh its lick a homies ass august "

by airwixk November 9, 2023

August 10th

August 10th is the day that me and my boyfriend Devin started dating. He is the best boyfriend on the whole planet. No one else can compare to my Devin.

Me: It's August 10th!
Person: What's so special about that day?
Me: Its when me and my boyfriend started dating!!

by kati8kat November 12, 2023