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christmas gangster

when someone raids under the Christmas tree the night before to open the presents and reseals them crudely
you:IM going go feel the presents. Christmas gangster:ok. you: looks like someone been tampering with the presents. gangster: fuck no!
by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013
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Christmas family

Family who you never see or talk to but they still send you christmas cards. They will put 3 dollars in it . One for each sibling.
Cameron. : Man great grandma anne sent me a dollar for Christmas this year .

Kyle : yeah i know man she is on that go hard or go home gifting this year. (Sacasm)

Cameron : man Christmas family blows .
by letsingercameron December 28, 2013
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Christmas colors

The act of a girl having sex near Christmas while on her period
Mike: sally how far have you gone
Sally: Christmas colors
Mike: that's nasty
by that player next door June 14, 2015
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faux christmas

getting a package in the mail, (when its' definitely NOT christmas!) whether you have forgotten you ordered it or not!, kind of like sending oneself flowers!
my new auto-suck came today, and it was GLORIOUS!, feels like faux christmas

got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2016
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Canadian Christmas

When your parents give in and let you open gifts the day before. Comes from the stereotype of overly nice Canadians.
Oh shit I got a ps4 for canadian christmas, I might not even bother with real christmas
by SWAGBABE430-10 December 8, 2016
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Christmas

A holiday of both joy and controversy. Many feel that the phrase "Happy Holidays" is a more acceptable, universal term for this season of love, but those who find Christmas' essence too particular for a simple "Happy Holidays" politely say, "fuck that shit, let me jingle some bells".
"Christmas time!"
"Please recognize that not all follow the Christian faith."
"My bad."
by Medium Salsa December 11, 2016
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Christmas glue

When you getting that dick so good you cum on ya girl on Christmas.
Girl I got Christmas glue last night yasssss
by spxrksss December 12, 2016
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