When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man's legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.
Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.
by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025
Get the San Francisco Two Story mug.When a completely innocent normal person goes through a traumatic event but it isn't that traumatic. That character has a fork in the road. To just let it slide, brush it off, or channel an inner anger. Once you decide to take the dark path, and your facial expression shows. It is satirical sarcastic saying of an overly dramatic petty person.
In memes, a "villain origin story" is a humorous way to describe a moment or event that is so frustrating, petty, or absurd that it could realistically push someone to become a supervillain—if life were a comic book or movie. - chatgpt
In memes, a "villain origin story" is a humorous way to describe a moment or event that is so frustrating, petty, or absurd that it could realistically push someone to become a supervillain—if life were a comic book or movie. - chatgpt
It is summer. A nice boy is now 8 years old. He gets his first cone of icecream. Before turning 8 his parents would only give him ice cream in a cup. "You're to young to handle an ice cream cone Bobby, dontcha kno"
a bully knocks the ice cream out of the boys hand. the boy glares at the bully for 15 seconds.
A group of teenagers see the boy's interaction with the bully and say and say to each other: "Villain Origin Story vibes".
a bully knocks the ice cream out of the boys hand. the boy glares at the bully for 15 seconds.
A group of teenagers see the boy's interaction with the bully and say and say to each other: "Villain Origin Story vibes".
by Bradley Armpitt July 15, 2025
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Get the Brownwood Love Story mug.Someone who should be dead but thanks to the MICU (medical intensive care unit) lives and continue to be a menace to society.
Hey snatch rack! You need a booty romp due to excessive teeth draggage. If you're lucky some deadlift dirty butthole will make you a MICU success story.
by asystole August 23, 2025
Get the MICU SUCCESS STORY mug.Stories for lonely incel virgins like you. Yeah, Expected a real spicy one, huh? Pray to god. It isn’t too late for you.
“I’m so lonely I have to read a sex story before I sleep.”
‘Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’
‘Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’
by angelic vigilante August 28, 2025
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by sx1nts September 19, 2025
Get the sx1nts storied mug.Stories like that always warm my heart because they prove that it IS the parents that are both the primary threat to their own kids AND are the problem and that there is no reason to let them use their kids as a pretense FOR ANY REASON OR ABOUT ANYTHING. Because they are worse people. They will take rights they will never use away from people in the name of their kids and then you will catch a republican senator with child porn on his computer.
Hym "What did I tell you about the Ree-lon family rape story? Did I not say? It's the parents. They drown their own kids. They fuck their own kids. They fuck YOUR kids. And then they tell you that they don't have to pay the creator of AI because of your kids! All they will ever do is pass the buck to everyone else. And that's what they are doing now. Steal. Lie. Horde. Fuck their own kids. That's it. That's all they're good for."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
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