my dumbass

1. (pronoun) Used instead of I/me to refer to yourself when you are, in fact, a {{dumbass}}

my dumbass just tried to snort a line of salt like it was fucking coke

by WordInventor#20000 October 26, 2022

on my ass

being super drunk/fucked up from weed/alc etc, but at a relaxed state

“I was on my ass after 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 9, 2020

In my bag

To be financially stable. To have more money than one needs. To be living the capitalist dream... Raking it up

Can't wait to be in my bag so I can start buying $1500 shoes like it's nothing.

by Moneybagsrafs December 25, 2020

my seed

the best person ever and they don’t even realize <3

“oh yeah that’s my seed and i love them so much”

by fr0gzilla November 25, 2021

in my opinion

Phrase idiots use to let others be guaranteed what he or she says is actually his or her opinion.

-"In my opinion, I think goth is a way of life."
-"I know it's your opinion, idiot."

by tehlivi August 10, 2009

my word

Like saying i swear to god, used when your telling some one something, or when there asking you something.

(Your Buddie)i was out last night and almost got jumped,, (You)your word? or (You)my word i almost got jumped last night. or even like this, my word i would never do that, or my word this food is amazing

by ruzie ru April 4, 2008

my penis

my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.

my penis is to sexy for you!

by Homosexual April 23, 2005