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bum monkey

an male who tends to hang around the anal orifice of other men
dude that guy checking you out is a bum monkey
by captainspanker March 13, 2009
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Panic Monkey

An endearing term, usually self imposed - to describe someone who suffers from panic disorder and anxiety, but is self aware - and does not subscribe to the sometines patronising "inner child" mechanics of psychology.
"Yeah, i know - I'm such a panic monkey"

"I was just being a panic monkey, no need for concern"
by Dysonthemodboy October 11, 2008
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gravel monkey

A male or female who looks nasty and tries to use makeup but still looks nasty.
by Stoned_lobster August 24, 2016
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little monkey

A "little monkey" is an expression used by Aussies and New Zealanders too. It describes someone in a slang term of endearment.
*Child does something silly

"You silly little monkey"
by FknMadDog May 17, 2016
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Floor Monkey

People who: (1) can’t afford to buy $5,000 tables at exclusive Vegas nightclubs; (2) queue in the general admissions line like muggy cunts; (3) buy drinks at the bar like losers; and (4) dance on the floor rather than on top of their expensive waitress serviced table.
Vegas Dave: "Cyril this is a great stag."

Cyril: "Yeah mate I'm so glad we bought this $5,000 table."

Vegas Dave: "Yeah mate, just look at all those Floor Monkeys down there, dancing to Chris Brown."

Floor Monkey: "Hey what did you just say? I'm more than just a Floor Monkey."

Cyril: "You're right. You're also a muggy cunt".
by Vegas Dave July 1, 2011
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monkey fucking

when you are smoking a cigarette and you light the second cigarette with the first.
Dave enjoys monkey fucking outside of his dorm.
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monkey balls

1. something stinks - not necessarily from a stench
1. Man AC/DC sucks monkey balls
2. Getting caught smelling your aunts panties sucks monkey balls
3. Whoever came up with the slang ACCA DACCA sucks money balls
4. Laguna Beach sucks monkey balls
by MAX GARCIA September 18, 2008
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