Luke Parker

A middle-class white guy that has no personality but will try to flex their money with every opportunity they have.

Everyone: Having a normal conversation.
Luke Parker: Opens the bank app on their phone.

by one of those asian kids May 27, 2020

Luke

A Luke is great at fighting and is very strong, funny and likes to live life his own way. He loves hanging with his friends and is usually secretive. He tends to make opinions about himself but doesn’t share them because other people will disagree because they don’t know him well.

“Luke would beat me in a fight.”

by I’m a WEEB July 8, 2020

Luke Jesus

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.

Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.

by thebsb July 26, 2020

Luke

has a bigger ding dong than robert

that guy is definitely a luke

by sefaD August 2, 2020

Luke

This guy acts like such a female and he’s always horny. He has his period like every 3 days. He is off the charts emotional that you’re scared to be around him. When he is horny, you can’t tell if he wants pussy, or if he wants to kill someone.

“Hey, do you know Luke?”
“Yeah, he’s the ultimate feminine horn dog. He’s horny all the time and he acts like such a female you’d think he’s gay.”

by FebreezeBoi August 4, 2020

luke

Luke is godly and has infinite power that even shaggy couldn’t surpass

Girl1: omg lukes so hot
Girl2:ik also so strong

by The_man_next_door69 August 9, 2020

Luke

A fat ginger and also a racist hey luke why can’t u run i met a luke 2day

Luke is a person who can’t run

by Kriseatsx a was August 23, 2020