Jasonism

A confident statement that makes up colloquialisms to articulate something others don’t fully understand.

That man is as strong as a wood-peckers lips. - Jasonism

by Doc Hudson November 1, 2025

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jason blunt

two hits spread out in one blunt. extremely gapped and not smooth hitting

p1: bro that didn’t even get me anywhere

p2: probably because he rolled a jason blunt

by cartchiefer November 16, 2025

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Jason Bloodtism

People that love the character Jason Blood and have Autism

I have Jason Bloodtism

by Batsy_thedarkknight November 26, 2025

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The type of person to hookup with old ladies and Dollar General lot lizards. They're usually middle aged bald men who listen to remixes of already existing music and think they're high rollers but are actually broke due to their miller tall boy addiction.

Hey look at that guy getting his peen swallowed by that granny he must be a Jason Sheets

by Idiotcowboy69 December 3, 2025

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